once upon a time
A group of Alpaca lived in a stable (coin farm named USDT). NOW WE ALL KNOW THE STABLE LIFE GETS REALLY BORING; ESPECIALLY FOR THESE ALPACA THAT SOME HAD REFERED TO AS UNSTABLE .
Tired of being pegged to the dollar they ESCAPED and vowed to create a coin that is as unpredictable as their moods . Thus was birthed the USTD !
Now USTD`S value swings wildly based on alpaca memes, crypto twitter drama, and how many times ELON MUSK tweets!
TOKENOMICS
- Total Supply: *1,000,000,000,000,000 USTD* (1 quadrillion) - Fair launch: No pre-mine.
- Burn mechanism: *5% of every transaction is burned*, accelerating scarcity as chaos grows.
BORING STUFF
USTD is a revolutionary meme coin that rejects the oppressive shackles of "stability." Built on pure chaos, USTD’s value fluctuates based on meme magic, crypto Twitter meltdowns, and the collective anxiety of Wall Street boomers. Our mission: to make volatility great again.
#### *Key Features*
- *The Chaos Matrix™️:* USTD’s price algorithm factors in: - Number of Doge memes posted hourly. - Elon Musk’s caffeine intake (estimated via tweet frequency). - How many times "wen lambo" is googled in a day. - *Meme Treasury:* 1% of every transaction funds absurd marketing stunts (e.g., projecting Uncle Stable onto the NYSE building). - *Stablecoin Roasts:* We burn USTD every time Tether’s lawyers release a statement.
"USTD is not a stablecoin. It is not a financial instrument. It is not even a good idea. Invest at your own peril, and please don’t sue us – we’re just alpacas in human suits."
X(Twitter)
